Abi (abigailb) wrote,
Abi
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So, I've decided what my scheme will be when I finally take the step to become a mad scientist. You are aware of pandas. They're not in a good way. One suggested reason is their metabolism isn't properly adapted to their diet yet (they have carnivorous ancestors only a few million years ago).

So, anyway, my mad scientist plan is to use genetic engineering to restore whatever genes were knocked out in pandas, creating a new race of GM carnivorous pandas. I would then ship them to zoos all over the world where they would frighten small children.

I still haven't decided on what phase 2 is, but I am certain it involves a panda rampage.
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  • (no subject)

    on my way home, i saw the police cordon had been reduced even further, just to the top of haymarket really. eros was inside it. i took some photos of…

  • (no subject)

    been for a look: cordon has been reduced a fair bit now in all directions (just the middle part of Coventry Street, Great Windmill Street, and…

  • (no subject)

    well, um, that was a memorable new years eve, at least. see eldritchreality's post for more details. arseholes.