i looked at my clock and saw it was Friday. i swear the last time I woke up and went to work it was a Wednesday. I know this to be true, in fact, because if it had been a Thursday I would have gone to the comic book shop at lunchtime. and I can instead notice only a sad absence of this weeks comics from my room.
So I figure it's those damn aliens abducting me again. You don't want to know what they get up to with those cows. So what happened on Thursday? Did I miss anything?